catchmeintheam:

blua:

what happens at olive garden when theyre grating the cheese and you don’t say “when”

the waiter gets more and more concerned as the cheese starts piling up and you remain silent. they eventually plead with you to stop this madness and just say when, but you hold firm. olive garden fills with cheese, killing everyone in the building as cheese begins to pour out into the street. the world floods with cheese. all is cheese.

(via bad-wolf-tardis)

shellsonthebeach:

At the Beach / Loving the sun :)

ihuggedmikeyway:

gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

watching tv shows online

(via calculasers)

(Source: sleepinthesnoww)

methleesi:

will graham finally quits the fbi

“this is my resign”

(via bad-wolf-tardis)

pleatedjeans:

here, I’ll be your pillow. via

(Source: usflife)

tastefullyoffensive:

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lascocks:

excessunrated:

sealprinceling:

“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”

Oh my GOD

I HAD NO IDEA I NEEDED THIS

I FEEL REALLY THREATENED BY THIS 

(via bad-wolf-tardis)